<3 sToRii

touch my body
and be gentle
here is spirit
making malcolm mental

size don't matter
it's all good
spirit keeps an open mind
like a kind citizen should

do the humpty hump
the crunk de crunk
let's get down
to the boogie funk!


(thanks to kate for documenting this magical experience)

back like crack

back and back
like crack on crack

malc is back
oh, yeah it's a fact

here's this sweet pic
like some cheesy chick flick

work it work it
malcolm major hot shit

spread thee word
like wings from a kfc bird

the femail gaze

here's malcolm's gaze
19 little toes
and one lil' jamjii

where is my face,
says malcolm
don't worry,
ima juss gonna sit on these papers

you can look
but you can't touch
that's what my mom use to say

faerie bearie

bear bear
it's no fair fair

malcolms countour
looks like a boar

oh so le

oh, i'm so le tired
because i am oh so le vogue

look at my glasses that block le sun
oh, i'm sexy as a gun

bears

lookie lookie
wookie wookie
hee hee hee

i got a gummy bearie
on my stubby nose-y

TWIN peaks

google.com-ed images "snarl"
and malcolm was to be found

malcolm has never been mean
except the bandage that was bound

this website claims this is the real malcolm
but it is a blatant lie

malcolm could never be so vicious
and besides his teeth aren't like whipped cream on pie